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So in your mind which Autobots and Decepticons have spikes and which have valves? Or do they each have both?

starscreamsswayinghips:

YES FINALLY SOMEONE ASKS ME THIS SO I CAN EXPLAIN MY THOUGHTS/HEADCANONS/WHATEVER. I’ll answer the general question and then add a few personal character/ship headcanons. OwO READ MORE BECAUSE IT’LL BE LONG.

(Nice timing by the way holy shit)

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forestlover:

keyholeslumber:

modestinferno:

circumlocute:

Books that people read romantically but shouldn’t because they’re missing the point:

  1. Lolita by Vladimir Nabokov
  2. Romeo and Juliet by William Shakespeare
  3. The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald

That’s your opinion.

there’s nothing romantic about a pedophile rapist, the senseless murder-suicide of teenagers because families can’t get their shit together or the hypocrisy of the roaring 20s

FINALLY SOMEONE SAYS IT

nizaen:

mad0kers I drew a better OP than that sketch of him and Ratchet for you :D I’ll draw Ratchet another time.

aeonmagnus:

Hot Toys G1 Optimus Prime (Starscream Version) (non-transforming).

(Starscream gets Jetfired.)

jessicatheshark:

biozonic:

Imagine Optimus going to the window that is Cade’s room to ask a question only to freeze when he see Cade in the shower.

Now.

Imagine Cade just coming out of the shower and nearly having a heart attack seeing Prime at his window staring at him.

I just pictured Cade walking out with nothing but a towel on, then letting out a startled yelp and dropping the towel when he sees Optimus. Intense blushes from both.

toasterphile:

You know what would be great? A mech big and strong enough that he could lift his partner up to straddle his shoulders so he can eat that valve.

Like the smaller partner has his legs draped over those big shoulders with his back pressed against a wall. He’s so high up and can only just take it as the bigger mech goes to town devouring that valve.

renekton:

suddenly realizing you’re a furry likeimage

squibbyart:

Bottom Zero is life’s blood
also fuck anatomy

squibbyart:

Bottom Zero is life’s blood

also fuck anatomy

andromeda-prime:

Keep Frank Welker and Peter Cullen away from the internet so they don’t see all the Megatron/Optimus porn.

deceptidont:

Someone sticks a bumper sticker on Rachet and it takes Optimus 3 hours to help him peel it off
OP tries so hard
he does
  • DC:

    Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-

  • Marvel:

    YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS

  • DC:

    We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.

  • Marvel:

    HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE

  • DC:

    The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.

  • Marvel:

    DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER

  • DC:

    After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.

  • Marvel:

    PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW

  • DC:

    We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...

  • Marvel:

    NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.

  • DC:

    We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.

  • Marvel:

    NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS SWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM

  • DC:

    We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.

  • Marvel:

    FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO

  • DC:

    Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-

  • Marvel:

    NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK

  • DC:

    Wait-

  • Marvel:

    NEW FEMALE THOR

  • DC:

    I didn't-

  • Marvel:

    NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA

  • Marvel:

    TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE

  • Marvel:

    PEACE

orgygami:

logged the fuck in

orgygami:

logged the fuck in

doriftokingu:

Ah finally got this to the point where i like this. Knight Optimus that I based a lot on bayformer but put my own flair on it. Thank you to everyone who reblogged the previous version of this paint! It’s the most notes I’ve ever gotten on a drawing and I hope you guys like this one just as much! 

doriftokingu:

Ah finally got this to the point where i like this. Knight Optimus that I based a lot on bayformer but put my own flair on it. Thank you to everyone who reblogged the previous version of this paint! It’s the most notes I’ve ever gotten on a drawing and I hope you guys like this one just as much! 

bicobooty:

Finally updating on this comic.
Some sneak peeks of raunchy sketches for you CrossDrift lovers.
Comic still going under serious construction. Hope you’re just as pumped for it as I am!

bicobooty:

Finally updating on this comic.

Some sneak peeks of raunchy sketches for you CrossDrift lovers.

Comic still going under serious construction. Hope you’re just as pumped for it as I am!